Me.
ketchupbot:

look at all those chickens

ketchupbot:

look at all those chickens

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried